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Post by that guy who's absolutely pissed off on Dec 1, 2015 10:16:13 GMT
I found them incredibly disappointing. They were trying WAY too hard and had none of the subtlety of the original.
Just add it to the list of great things on the internet with poor sequels like You're a Wizard Harry and Cool Guy Has A Chill Day.
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Post by crumpet on Dec 1, 2015 11:13:11 GMT
I was legit so hyped for Shrek 3. So were most of the people I knew. Nobody wanted to see it on release, they were all Slowpokes who couldn't make it in the first week. So I just went alone. Just me, Shrek, and rivers of disappointment that ran deeper than Shrek's Ogre Dong. Sadly, by this point, I'd already committed to watching it with my brother. So I went out and watched it a second time, somehow lasting through a film that moves slower than a pregnant Fiona.
Alas, the story gets worse. See, I come from a large family. Larger than Shrek's. And my sister's Birthday was around a month from launch. I tried to talk her out of it. I really did. And when that failed, I tried to find an excuse to bail on her Birthday party. It didn't work. I saw Shrek 3 for the third time. Three times too many for a 3rd film. There's almost a kind of poetry to it.
I think I saw Shrek 4 at some point. Not even sure whether it was the film or the trailer I saw.
0/Shrek would not Shrek again.
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Post by Rip on Dec 1, 2015 18:24:01 GMT
I agree. Shrek is love 2+ all relied to much on shock factor. Then other people tried to make there own versions of the video too but it really just lost the magic
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Post by Lord Ape on Dec 1, 2015 20:12:36 GMT
It didn't work. I saw Shrek 3 for the third time. Three times too many for a 3rd film. There's almost a kind of poetry to it. Absolutely lost it at this
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Post by crumpet on Dec 3, 2015 9:59:42 GMT
I want to pretend I was shitposting when I described how shit the later Shrek films were instead of the Shrek is Love memes, but I legit only just realised that's not what you guys were talking about.
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