Missing Persons Report for LordApe and Lalzu
Oct 23, 2016 19:03:20 GMT
Lalzu, Lord Ape, and 3 more like this
Post by kirby on Oct 23, 2016 19:03:20 GMT
It has come to my attention that something is very wrong with our beloved creators of these very boards, LordApe and Lalzu. The dynamic duo - once incredibly active members of the community - have seemingly dropped off the face of the Earth. I have reason to believe this happened at the time of the mysterious 18th birthday party they supposedly attended. Let's examine the evidence. Firstly, the two not only entered but also claimed responsibility for streaming the upcoming Slamtober tournament. As the tournament begins, they are nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, a mysterious account claiming to be Lalzu claims they will not be participating. Very mysterious. Since that date, the two have never been seen since, to the detriment of the entire community? What has happened? I believe I have the answer.
Some may say that they are simply busy with work or school, however I have reason to believe the answer is something more sinister. I believe LordApe and Lalzu have been kidnapped, and replaced. Presumably this happened at the so-called 'party' they attended. There are many questions, but no answers. Why have the two not voted for Pinnacle? Why has this so-called Lalzu suddenly had a large increase in video output for Super Smash Bros. Melee, a party game for the Nintendo Gamecube released in 2001? Just who is this Guy Incognito, and why did the official ShrekBoards account place 20 votes on him? What significance does this tweet hold? Where is the next podcast? Clearly, these impostors have not fully mastered the irreplaceable demeanor of our beloved admins, and are afraid putting out such content would alarm us to the conspiracy. Why was Lalzu mysteriously absent from the VICE article?
I call upon us, the community, to work together in finding the real LordApe and Lalzu, and outing these imposters in order to restore the ShrekBoards Discord to it's previous state. Together, we can bring these vile fiends to justice.
Some may say that they are simply busy with work or school, however I have reason to believe the answer is something more sinister. I believe LordApe and Lalzu have been kidnapped, and replaced. Presumably this happened at the so-called 'party' they attended. There are many questions, but no answers. Why have the two not voted for Pinnacle? Why has this so-called Lalzu suddenly had a large increase in video output for Super Smash Bros. Melee, a party game for the Nintendo Gamecube released in 2001? Just who is this Guy Incognito, and why did the official ShrekBoards account place 20 votes on him? What significance does this tweet hold? Where is the next podcast? Clearly, these impostors have not fully mastered the irreplaceable demeanor of our beloved admins, and are afraid putting out such content would alarm us to the conspiracy. Why was Lalzu mysteriously absent from the VICE article?
I call upon us, the community, to work together in finding the real LordApe and Lalzu, and outing these imposters in order to restore the ShrekBoards Discord to it's previous state. Together, we can bring these vile fiends to justice.
