crumpet
New Slammer
Sponsored Player
The year is 20XX, the Shrekoning is upon us...
Posts: 23
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Post by crumpet on Aug 16, 2015 23:27:20 GMT
Kirby, When I challenged you to that money match today with nothing but 5 humble pennies in my pocket, I knew it wouldn't be high enough stakes for a match of such calibre. You correctly pointed out that fighting over colours of characters seems silly when we have different mains. And thus it came we decided the loser must publicly apologise to the winner.
And you know what? I'm glad we made that agreement. Because I am sorry. I'm sorry I was not a slammer worthy of fighting you, not providing enough hype for the crowd, not providing enough of a challenge for your boundless techskill. You took two humbling games off me. I gave you my 5p at the end of it, but I feel as if I've robbed you. I was granted a valuable lesson in humility and respecting my elders, as well as an excellent opportunity to showcase My B. And what did you get but a measly twentieth of a sterling? I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
(I still beat you where it counted tho so it's kk)
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Post by kirby on Aug 16, 2015 23:38:34 GMT
Apology accepted by your moving words and exceptional performance in the tournament bracket. I shall treasure your 20 pence forever.
Or buy a Freddo. Those are good too.
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Post by Boasting Toast on Aug 17, 2015 1:50:13 GMT
you guys suck
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Murtag
New Slammer
*Drops the mic*
Dronkey Hero
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Post by Murtag on Aug 29, 2015 23:50:14 GMT
Has Humpty's face already become the Shrek Kappa?.
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Post by Boasting Toast on Aug 30, 2015 2:04:35 GMT
Has Humpty's face already become the Shrek Kappa?. It became Shrek's Kappa a long time ago
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