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Post by therealshrekpuppet on Jul 5, 2024 16:37:07 GMT
I'm Shrek Puppet, and I'm ticked off...
...at people who think that just because I'm a puppet, that means I can't FIGHT!
Well let me tell you something, my old master (Pinocchio) gave me the gift of combat knowledge, and I can show just how dangerous I can be... ...unless you have an onion or two... ...trust me those are pretty good.
Don't ask me how I can eat an onion despite being a puppet. Pinocchio just says "fairy tale logic."
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